Is It Really True?

Is it really true? Are there questions out there that Google can't answer for me? Let's find out. First up, what is the meaning of all of this? Let's ask Google. What? You say we can't ask Google? OK. That's going to cramp my style a bit. How about Wikipedia? What? Wikipedia isn't always reliable, you say? Well, I beg to differ. Just the other day, I looked up the Philippines, to learn that "TONY RULES! YEAH, BABY!" You can't get information like that out of the Bible, no sirree, Bob. Last I checked, there was nothing about Tony in there. Furthermore, I have to say that the internet (at least in my neighborhood) has a much faster response time than God does. Not that the internet can cure the blind or turn water into wine, but prayer just doesn't seem to get me directions to my Aunt Beth's in Ohio quite as fast as my friends at Google. So, I understand that Google (and the internet in general) isn't the do all and end all, but in some cases, I think it's better than relying on faith. Sometimes.